Visual Comedy Fan Prints

School for the blind kicks out a mime.

'Sorry, I have a picture of a car on the other side.'

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Longsighted man searching for his glasses

"Now try it without the binoculars."

Bubbling

Shampoo.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

Sharp Eyes

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

"That's still too high"

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"You folks ready to order?"

The Exobus

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

How to create a brilliant cartoon

"this is Justin, our special effects man."

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

"Wait! Come Back!"

Focus group

'You aren't taking your vision health seriously, Mr. Scott.'

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

Dog'e eye test.

Sales of Viagra

Baby plastic surgeon.