Visual Comedian Pillows

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Fly Eye Chart

"Extreme miming"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Giraffe Selfie

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Large print e-book.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

Bubbling

Senseless clowning around

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

The Exobus

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Monet At Open Mic Night

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'