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THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Fly Eye Chart

"Extreme miming"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Giraffe Selfie

Large print e-book.

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

Bubbling

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

Senseless clowning around

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The Exobus

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Monet At Open Mic Night

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'