Visual Comedy Lover T-Shirts

'You aren't taking your vision health seriously, Mr. Scott.'

Man watches a saw appear at his waistline until the saw completely cuts around his waist, making his torso fall into his legs.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Sharp Eyes

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Bubbling

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Senseless clowning around

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"That's still too high"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The Exobus

'This is my mom and dad.'

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

How to create a brilliant cartoon

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

Bolting your Food.

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."

Cautious photojournalist.

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

"Wait! Come Back!"

Focus group

Dog'e eye test.

Sales of Viagra