Visual Humorists Gifts

"Rex, Rex, put your glasses on! Don't sniff that bottom, it's not another dog: it's a skunk!"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Large print e-book.

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Sharp Eyes

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

Senseless clowning around

"That's still too high"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"It's obviously an original."

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The Exobus

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

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