Visionary Humorists Gifts

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Large print e-book.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

Bolting your Food.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

'You really do need new glasses!'