Visionary Humorists Gifts

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Large print e-book.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

He dies at the end. There, I've spoiled every story ever written. Whether it's a person, a quest, ennui, a dream, a struggle, hope, despair, innocence, cynicism, a romance, a friendship, or an estrangement

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

"Money or your beard!"

Bolting your Food.

'your hindsight is only 20400 so I'm going to fit you with a pair of 'retro specs'.'