Visionary With Humor Gifts

"You need glasses, Roy."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Blue sky thinking

Thinking outside of the box

Business Target

Large print e-book.

The Day Dreamer.

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

The puppet master

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test