Visionary Humor Lover Gifts

"Now let's try the other other other eye."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Caricatures $20"

Large print e-book.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The worm that churned!

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Sharp Eyes

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

IT security.

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

Banana

"That's still too high"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"You folks ready to order?"

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'My biological clock finally went off.'

The Exobus

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Does my brain look big in this?"