Visionary Humor Gifts

Eye Test.

Dad, stop! Put your glasses on! You're about to eat a stick insect!

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

'Lazy Eye Ranch.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Large print e-book.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Sharp Eyes

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Senseless clowning around

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"You folks ready to order?"

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

The Exobus

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'It quickly became apparent that Optometry was not the right career choice for Errol'. 'Is that the right one? I can't tell!'

Bolting your Food.