Visionary Humor Gifts

Eye Test.

Dad, stop! Put your glasses on! You're about to eat a stick insect!

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

'Lazy Eye Ranch.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Large print e-book.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Sharp Eyes

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Senseless clowning around

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The Exobus

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'