Visual Humorists Prints

"Rex, Rex, put your glasses on! Don't sniff that bottom, it's not another dog: it's a skunk!"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Large print e-book.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Sharp Eyes

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It's obviously an original."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

Senseless clowning around

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"That's still too high"

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

The Exobus

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'