Visual Humorist Prints

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Caution Dangerous Curve Ahead

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Keepin' Your Eye on The Ball

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

Only a handful of people are this small.

Bolting your Food.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Large print e-book.

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Sharp Eyes

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Senseless clowning around

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"That's still too high"

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's obviously an original."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"You folks ready to order?"

'Have you considered drawing other people?'