Visual Humorist Mugs

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Caution Dangerous Curve Ahead

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Keepin' Your Eye on The Ball

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

Only a handful of people are this small.

Bolting your Food.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

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Large print e-book.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Sharp Eyes

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's obviously an original."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

Senseless clowning around

"That's still too high"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'