Visual Gag Enthusiast Gifts

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."

This is my husband, Leonard, at approximately one-third actual size."

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Love is Blind.

Mediterranean Martini

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

Armadillo playing accordion.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Caution! School Crossing.

"Here's your trouble. The cartoonist can't render a proper red tee fitting."

"Surprise!"

"It's from my Swiss account."

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"It's the deep end."

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

'I think the cat wants out...'

Underwater campfire.

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

Fortune teller singes man's forehead.

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

"Nobody needs to know it's a snake till it's too late."

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

Why the long face, Al? I guess I was just in the mood for a cheap sight gag.

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

"I can tell you're upset."

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'