Visual Gag Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."

This is my husband, Leonard, at approximately one-third actual size."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Mediterranean Martini

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

Armadillo playing accordion.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"Here's your trouble. The cartoonist can't render a proper red tee fitting."

Caution! School Crossing.

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Surprise!"

"It's the deep end."

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

Underwater campfire.

'I think the cat wants out...'

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

Fortune teller singes man's forehead.

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'

"Nobody needs to know it's a snake till it's too late."

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

"I can tell you're upset."

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'

"I can't see a thing in here."

Danger - Hard Hat Area

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