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Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Extreme miming"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Shampoo.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Love is Blind.

"Static cling."

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Sharp Eyes

Mediterranean Martini

Bubbling

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

Arm Chair

"Okay - I can see you now."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

"Look! There's an ELEPHANT in this room."

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

Skipping with a beard.

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

"It's from my Swiss account."

"Surprise!"

"Here's your trouble. The cartoonist can't render a proper red tee fitting."

Caution! School Crossing.

Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'