Visual Gags Fan Mugs

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Extreme miming"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Static cling."

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Sharp Eyes

Mediterranean Martini

Bubbling

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Arm Chair

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"Okay - I can see you now."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

"Look! There's an ELEPHANT in this room."

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same

Caution! School Crossing.

"Here's your trouble. The cartoonist can't render a proper red tee fitting."

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"Surprise!"

Skipping with a beard.

"It's the deep end."

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'