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I'm not colour-blind!

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Mediterranean Martini

Up your end.

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

Cartoonist Checkups

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

Armadillo playing accordion.

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

"It's from my Swiss account."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Surprise!"

"This space intentionally left blank."

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

Underwater campfire.

'I think the cat wants out...'

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

"Take out your phone because the rest of the interview will require you to answer with humorous gifts."

'Anybody can learn to draw - the hard part is thinking up the gags.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Ryan. From now he'll be managing all of my emoji and GIF responses in your ridiculously long family text message threads."

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

Why the long face, Al? I guess I was just in the mood for a cheap sight gag.

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.