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'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'

A man leaves tire tracks on the beach.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Love is Blind.

"Static cling."

Mediterranean Martini

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'My first drink since my accident.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Armadillo playing accordion.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"Surprise!"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"It's the deep end."

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

Underwater campfire.

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

"What' this?! I said to find me a brain!"

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

Why the long face, Al? I guess I was just in the mood for a cheap sight gag.

"I can tell you're upset."

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."

"I can't see a thing in here."