Sight Gag Enthusiast Pillows

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'

A man leaves tire tracks on the beach.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Static cling."

Mediterranean Martini

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'My first drink since my accident.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

Armadillo playing accordion.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"Surprise!"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"It's the deep end."

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

Underwater campfire.

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

"What' this?! I said to find me a brain!"

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

"I can tell you're upset."

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."

"I can't see a thing in here."

Social Distancing Eye Exams

ACME Cartoon Supplies - Withdrawn Exploding Cigars/New Exploding Nicotine Patches.