Sight Gag Fans Pillows

Love is Blind.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Static cling."

Mediterranean Martini

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'My first drink since my accident.'

Armadillo playing accordion.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"Surprise!"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"It's the deep end."

Underwater campfire.

As his lemming friends plummeted off the edge, Bobby discovered he had vertigo.

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'

'He'll not be writing any more quick-fire gags now he's crawling along at that speed, eh, Ern?'

"What' this?! I said to find me a brain!"

"I can tell you're upset."

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

Why the long face, Al? I guess I was just in the mood for a cheap sight gag.

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."

"I can't see a thing in here."

Thanks for the offer, but we have no use for a fridge in this household...