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Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Static cling."

Mediterranean Martini

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'My first drink since my accident.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

Armadillo playing accordion.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"Surprise!"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"It's the deep end."

Underwater campfire.

As his lemming friends plummeted off the edge, Bobby discovered he had vertigo.

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

"What' this?! I said to find me a brain!"

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

'He'll not be writing any more quick-fire gags now he's crawling along at that speed, eh, Ern?'

"I can tell you're upset."

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

Thanks for the offer, but we have no use for a fridge in this household...

"I can't see a thing in here."

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