Sight Gag Collectors Pillows

Armadillo playing accordion.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Mediterranean Martini

"You must see someone about your problem."

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

'This milk smells funny.'

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

'You're really not in control of yourself!'

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"It's the deep end."

Need Three More Singers

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

Underwater campfire.

Fred had yet to appreciate the future of medium-level misery that lay before him...

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

Joke 'Joke shop'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

"I can tell you're upset."