Sight Gag Collectors Pillows

Armadillo playing accordion.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Love is Blind.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

The magic of April Fools' morning.

Mediterranean Martini

"You must see someone about your problem."

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

'This milk smells funny.'

'You're really not in control of yourself!'

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"It's the deep end."

Underwater campfire.

Fred had yet to appreciate the future of medium-level misery that lay before him...

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

Need Three More Singers

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

Digi Football. Game Pos. Here's another one with "batteries not included" --- I'm beginning to think Santa owns stock in a battery company.

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

Joke 'Joke shop'

United Shopping Carts.

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

"I can tell you're upset."

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.