Sight Gags Pillows

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

A man leaves tire tracks on the beach.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Mediterranean Martini

They Removed my Brain.

Up your end.

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

Armadillo playing accordion.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

Santa Claus doing eyetest. The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"It's from my Swiss account."

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"It's the deep end."

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

Underwater campfire.

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

Carrying a shadow.

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

Fortune teller singes man's forehead.

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

"What' this?! I said to find me a brain!"

"I can tell you're upset."

"Nobody needs to know it's a snake till it's too late."

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'