Visual Gags Pillows

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"Nobody needs to know it's a snake till it's too late."

Farmer Milks The White Out Of The Cow

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Mediterranean Martini

Senseless clowning around

Up your end.

"You folks ready to order?"

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

"Wait! Come Back!"

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"This space intentionally left blank."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"Here's your trouble. The cartoonist can't render a proper red tee fitting."

Caution! School Crossing.

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

"A BCN DBLE CHZBRGR w/ FRYS"

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

Fly Eye Chart

The Genius Of Camoflage

Underwater campfire.

'I think the cat wants out...'

Carrying a shadow.

"You're distant today..."

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

Fortune teller singes man's forehead.

Eye-patch Newspaper