Visual Gag Appreciator Pillows

Mediterranean Martini

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"It's from my Swiss account."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

Armadillo playing accordion.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

Dog'e eye test.

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Surprise!"

'I tell ya, more guys crash in this one spot...'

"It's the deep end."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

Underwater campfire.

'Oh gross, manure.'

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

Pants-Nez

That dress certainly matches your eyes.

"I should've never eaten that box lunch."

"Nobody needs to know it's a snake till it's too late."

"I can tell you're upset."

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'

'I can't find the 'any' key...'

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."

"I can't see a thing in here."