Sight Gag Appreciator Pillows

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Love is Blind.

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

'What if I promise not to look?'

Late-Onset Epiphany

Mediterranean Martini

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

Armadillo playing accordion.

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

"It's still in beta."

Barristers playing a joke

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"Surprise!"

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

'Mom said to keep an eye on you!'

"It's the deep end."

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Oh gross, manure.'

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

'You didn't read the small print. 'Must be accompanied by both parents...''

"I passed the eye exam! I am now qualified to do watch duty!"

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.