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'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

Men get hooked away.

"I can't see a thing in here."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Bubble Gum Farms.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Love is Blind.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Mediterranean Martini

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"I'm in for observation."

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'My first drink since my accident.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

The Fart Side

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

"Is it working?"

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

'Methane Happens.'

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

My uncle was a world-famous chainsaw juggler. For one show.

Armadillo playing accordion.

'Jill, come take a look at Mr. Bolinder's EKG!'

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"It's from my Swiss account."

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

"Surprise!"

1909 - Pablo Picasso started wearing contact lenses but would never admit they were useless.

Inventor of the First Ceiling Fan: 'Almost There.'