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'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

Men get hooked away.

"I can't see a thing in here."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Mediterranean Martini

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"I'm in for observation."

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Is it working?"

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

The Fart Side

'My first drink since my accident.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

'Methane Happens.'

Armadillo playing accordion.

My uncle was a world-famous chainsaw juggler. For one show.

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

"Surprise!"

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

Inventor of the First Ceiling Fan: 'Almost There.'

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

"It's from my Swiss account."

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

1909 - Pablo Picasso started wearing contact lenses but would never admit they were useless.

'No thanks - When I finish this drink I'm going straight to hell.'

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'