Lover Of Visual Gags T-Shirts

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Sharp Eyes

Mediterranean Martini

"That's still too high"

Bubbling

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"You folks ready to order?"

The Exobus

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

How to create a brilliant cartoon

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

"Furry Fries"

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

That's the trampoline sales, sir.

"Wait! Come Back!"

'You aren't taking your vision health seriously, Mr. Scott.'

Focus group

Sales of Viagra

Baby plastic surgeon.

"Look! There's an ELEPHANT in this room."

"I came here because my photography work is suffering - everybody on social media says they love my abstract pictures. The problem is, I do landscape pictures."

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

"Here's your trouble. The cartoonist can't render a proper red tee fitting."

"It's from my Swiss account."