Visual Gag Guru Gifts

I'm not colour-blind!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Mediterranean Martini

Up your end.

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Armadillo playing accordion.

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

"It's from my Swiss account."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Surprise!"

"This space intentionally left blank."

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

'I think the cat wants out...'

"Mom, Dad, this is Ryan. From now he'll be managing all of my emoji and GIF responses in your ridiculously long family text message threads."

"Take out your phone because the rest of the interview will require you to answer with humorous gifts."

Underwater campfire.

'Anybody can learn to draw - the hard part is thinking up the gags.'

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'