Visual Gag Collector Gifts

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Mediterranean Martini

"You must see someone about your problem."

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

Armadillo playing accordion.

'This milk smells funny.'

'You're really not in control of yourself!'

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

"It's from my Swiss account."

Underwater campfire.

Fred had yet to appreciate the future of medium-level misery that lay before him...

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

Need Three More Singers

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

"Nobody needs to know it's a snake till it's too late."

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'

Joke 'Joke shop'

"I can tell you're upset."