Visual Gag Collector Gifts

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

The magic of April Fools' morning.

Mediterranean Martini

"You must see someone about your problem."

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

Armadillo playing accordion.

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

'You're really not in control of yourself!'

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

'This milk smells funny.'

"It's from my Swiss account."

Underwater campfire.

Fred had yet to appreciate the future of medium-level misery that lay before him...

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

Need Three More Singers

Digi Football. Game Pos. Here's another one with "batteries not included" --- I'm beginning to think Santa owns stock in a battery company.

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

United Shopping Carts.

Why the long face, Al? I guess I was just in the mood for a cheap sight gag.

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'

Joke 'Joke shop'

"Nobody needs to know it's a snake till it's too late."

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.