Running Gag Collector Gifts

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

The magic of April Fools' morning.

Mediterranean Martini

"You must see someone about your problem."

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

Armadillo playing accordion.

'This milk smells funny.'

'You're really not in control of yourself!'

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"It's from my Swiss account."

Fred had yet to appreciate the future of medium-level misery that lay before him...

Need Three More Singers

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

Digi Football. Game Pos. Here's another one with "batteries not included" --- I'm beginning to think Santa owns stock in a battery company.

Underwater campfire.

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

United Shopping Carts.

Joke 'Joke shop'

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

No, that's a tourist - I only eat locally grown.

Why the long face, Al? I guess I was just in the mood for a cheap sight gag.

"I can tell you're upset."