Running Gag Collector Pillows

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

Mediterranean Martini

"You must see someone about your problem."

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

'You're really not in control of yourself!'

Armadillo playing accordion.

'This milk smells funny.'

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"It's from my Swiss account."

Fred had yet to appreciate the future of medium-level misery that lay before him...

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

Need Three More Singers

Underwater campfire.

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

Joke 'Joke shop'

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

"I can tell you're upset."