Travel Gag Collector Pillows

No, that's a tourist - I only eat locally grown.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

The magic of April Fools' morning.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"You must see someone about your problem."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

'You're really not in control of yourself!'

Armadillo playing accordion.

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

'This milk smells funny.'

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

Countless cookies and glasses of milk don't mix well with Toledo turbulence!"

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

Need Three More Singers

Fred had yet to appreciate the future of medium-level misery that lay before him...

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

Digi Football. Game Pos. Here's another one with "batteries not included" --- I'm beginning to think Santa owns stock in a battery company.

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

ACE Airlines. Ask about our frequent flier bonus plan. I think it's nice of the airlines to give frequent fliers a free ticket to anywhere. They can go get their luggage.

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

United Shopping Carts.

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

Joke 'Joke shop'

"He says we have to be double jabbed to travel."

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."