Travel Gag Collector Mugs

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"You must see someone about your problem."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

Armadillo playing accordion.

'You're really not in control of yourself!'

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

'This milk smells funny.'

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

Countless cookies and glasses of milk don't mix well with Toledo turbulence!"

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

Need Three More Singers

Fred had yet to appreciate the future of medium-level misery that lay before him...

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

Joke 'Joke shop'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

"He says we have to be double jabbed to travel."

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."

Uli Hoeness