Godly Gag Collector Pillows

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

The magic of April Fools' morning.

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"You must see someone about your problem."

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"Is it working?"

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

'You're really not in control of yourself!'

Armadillo playing accordion.

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

'This milk smells funny.'

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

Digi Football. Game Pos. Here's another one with "batteries not included" --- I'm beginning to think Santa owns stock in a battery company.

"Sorry. I'm molting."

Need Three More Singers

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

"Well that's just great!! Five years looking for new life and civilizations and all we find is that space is just a giant vacuum!!"

Fred had yet to appreciate the future of medium-level misery that lay before him...

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

No, that's a tourist - I only eat locally grown.

Joke 'Joke shop'

United Shopping Carts.