Gag Gift Collector Pillows

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

The magic of April Fools' morning.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'Their investment advice in mediocre, but I love their gift shop.'

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

"Yes, I know we agreed not to buy each other presents this year, but I never believed you'd keep your word."

Uli Hoeness

Fred had yet to appreciate the future of medium-level misery that lay before him...

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'We do not buy at this door.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

United Shopping Carts.

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

Need Three More Singers

'This milk smells funny.'

Clown Watering Flowers

Joke 'Joke shop'

'Don't pay any attention - it's just a gag gift from my patients.'

Digi Football. Game Pos. Here's another one with "batteries not included" --- I'm beginning to think Santa owns stock in a battery company.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Lavatory Waterfall

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'