Gag Gift Collector Mugs

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"You must see someone about your problem."

'Their investment advice in mediocre, but I love their gift shop.'

Uli Hoeness

Fred had yet to appreciate the future of medium-level misery that lay before him...

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'We do not buy at this door.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

Need Three More Singers

'This milk smells funny.'

Clown Watering Flowers

Joke 'Joke shop'

'Don't pay any attention - it's just a gag gift from my patients.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Lavatory Waterfall

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."