Novelty Gag Fan Gifts

"Static cling."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Love is Blind.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'YAY! PATE!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Emergency Underpants

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Speed Bump Ahead.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

The Old Curiosity Shop

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Leftovers"

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

What's really in junk food...

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Mole News: Obituaries

One size fits all

"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."

Tools for fools; A panel saw made of sponge rubber.

"Surprise!"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

Dog retrieves slippers instead of birds.

The Bean Guard.

As his lemming friends plummeted off the edge, Bobby discovered he had vertigo.

Jesus meets the 'Little Drummer Boy' again later in life...

Underwater campfire.

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"