Novelty Humor Fan Gifts

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

OAP's Happy Hour - False Teeth Out

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Beer Parasol.

tRUMp, Pirate President

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Girl in cow onesie.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Static cling."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

No, I don

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

The bird feeder.