Nerdy Humor Fan Gifts

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

The Brothers Grime

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Trump Poutine

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Pastry Hat

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Check out the old dude.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Got any bathtub gin?"