Nerdy Jokes Aficionado Gifts

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Why do they do that?"

What's normal?

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!'

'Lion!'

Flytrap nerd.

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

The Principal of Inertia.

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Lost to antiquity.

Social median

'You're not making it any easier for either one of us.'