Novelty Humor Fan Prints

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

OAP's Happy Hour - False Teeth Out

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Beer Parasol.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Girl in cow onesie.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Static cling."

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

The bird feeder.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"Fish finder."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation