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Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Trappist talk show.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

'My first drink since my accident.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

"Is it working?"

'We need to talk.'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Surprise!"

Tools for fools; A panel saw made of sponge rubber.

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

The Bean Guard.

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

'Fine, I'll tip you, just let me out!'

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.

Captain Pointy No.55 - Inflatable fright pants

"Nice hairball ringtone!"

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

A couple watch a mime on TV surrounded by mimes.

'He can't help being a mime -- he was sentenced to 500 hours of community service.'

Whenever he did an extraction, Dr. LaClair liked to use his 'tear-awat' arm gag.

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'