Silent Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

'He can't help being a mime -- he was sentenced to 500 hours of community service.'

A couple watch a mime on TV surrounded by mimes.

'Harpo Marx'

'We have ways of making you talk!'

'We need to talk.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Trappist talk show.

W.C. Fields

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

Buster Keaton

Mime Prison

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

'His mute button must be stuck.'

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

Laurel & Hardy

Mimes Playing Tug of War

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

'I'm not too happy about this new identity you lot have given me!'

"You have the right to remain silent. . ."

'Take no notice of Nigel, he just finds alternative comedy incredibly amusing!'

Shooting Cupid.

Mime Christmas Cards - Blank Inside.

Marcel disagreed with the judge, but it was a mute point.

Welcome to the 3rd annual mime convention