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Mime trying to buy a doughnut

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

'He can't help being a mime -- he was sentenced to 500 hours of community service.'

A couple watch a mime on TV surrounded by mimes.

'We have ways of making you talk!'

'We need to talk.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Trappist talk show.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

Mime Prison

'His mute button must be stuck.'

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

Mimes Playing Tug of War

'I'm not too happy about this new identity you lot have given me!'

"You have the right to remain silent. . ."

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

The First Odd Couple

Welcome to the 3rd annual mime convention

'Fine, I'll tip you, just let me out!'

'Take no notice of Nigel, he just finds alternative comedy incredibly amusing!'

Mime Christmas Cards - Blank Inside.

Shooting Cupid.

"I'll ask you one more time, why you want this job?"

Marcel disagreed with the judge, but it was a mute point.

Mime Club. A group of mimes learn that the first rule of Mime Club is that "YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MIME CLUB".

Mr. Pickwick in the pound

'So we're all agreed, the snail did it. Now we just have to figure out which direction he went.'