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Mime Prison

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"You have the right to remain silent."

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

'We need to talk.'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

'You have the right to remain silent...'

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

'His mute button must be stuck.'

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

'Have you seen two men, messy looking, no shirts? They just escaped from the dungeon.'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

'There's no decent comedy on TV nowadays. Why don't they bring back Mr Blobby?'

Mimes Playing Tug of War

"You have the right to remain silent. . ."

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

"I'll ask you one more time, why you want this job?"

Magician in a doctor's waiting room.

Welcome to the 3rd annual mime convention

A couple watch a mime on TV surrounded by mimes.

'He can't help being a mime -- he was sentenced to 500 hours of community service.'

Marcel disagreed with the judge, but it was a mute point.

'Fine, I'll tip you, just let me out!'