Fans Of Silent Comedy Gifts

Mime Prison

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Laurel and Hardy

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

'We need to talk.'

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

'You have the right to remain silent...'

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

'His mute button must be stuck.'

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

'You'll never be as good as Morecambe and Wise,'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

'There's no decent comedy on TV nowadays. Why don't they bring back Mr Blobby?'

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

'Have you seen two men, messy looking, no shirts? They just escaped from the dungeon.'

Mimes Playing Tug of War

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

"You have the right to remain silent. . ."

Marcel disagreed with the judge, but it was a mute point.

"I'll ask you one more time, why you want this job?"

The Hades Tonight Show. No, I don't think you need to send out a comedian first to warm up the studio audience.

Magician in a doctor's waiting room.

'He can't help being a mime -- he was sentenced to 500 hours of community service.'

A couple watch a mime on TV surrounded by mimes.

'Fine, I'll tip you, just let me out!'

No caption (a mime holds onto an invisible leash as his dog barks at a squirrel on a tree).