Silent Comedians Gifts

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

'We need to talk.'

Ding and Dong.

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

Mime Prison

'His mute button must be stuck.'

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

"My wife's career is in ruins... She's an archaeologist!"

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

Mimes Playing Tug of War

A couple sitting beside the fireplace

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

"You have the right to remain silent. . ."

"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."

Marcel disagreed with the judge, but it was a mute point.

Welcome to the 3rd annual mime convention

Mime Christmas Cards - Blank Inside.

“That’s not the nuclear football That’s my gym bag.”

Scavenenger's hunt.