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Silent Scream

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"You have the right to remain silent."

'We need to talk.'

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Ding and Dong.

Mime Prison

Snake pulls prank posing for photo

'Is it just me or is a good man really that hard to find?'

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

'His mute button must be stuck.'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

"My wife's career is in ruins... She's an archaeologist!"

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

Mimes Playing Tug of War

A couple sitting beside the fireplace

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

"You have the right to remain silent. . ."

"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."

Department of Knock, Knock Jokes: 'Ring bell for service.'

Marcel disagreed with the judge, but it was a mute point.

Welcome to the 3rd annual mime convention

Mime Christmas Cards - Blank Inside.

No caption (a mime holds onto an invisible leash as his dog barks at a squirrel on a tree).

“That’s not the nuclear football That’s my gym bag.”