Lover Of Silent Comedy Gifts

"I'll ask you one more time, why you want this job?"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Buster Keaton

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"You have the right to remain silent."

Charlie Chaplin

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

'We need to talk.'

W.C.Fields

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Louise Brooks caricature

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Buster Keaton

"Congratulations, you've passed."

Mime Prison

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

'I'm afraid that I'm going to wind up an old maid!'

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

'His mute button must be stuck.'

Aristophanes

'FOOD-FIGHT!'

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

Groucho Marx

'You're an arms salesman?'

Mimes Playing Tug of War

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

Cowboys and Vacuums

Gloria Swanson caricature

'He's the strong silent type.'

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."