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"I'll ask you one more time, why you want this job?"

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"You have the right to remain silent."

'We need to talk.'

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'I'm afraid that I'm going to wind up an old maid!'

Mime Prison

"Congratulations, you've passed."

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

Aristophanes

'His mute button must be stuck.'

'You're an arms salesman?'

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

'FOOD-FIGHT!'

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

Mimes Playing Tug of War

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

'He's the strong silent type.'

Gloria Swanson caricature

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

"You have the right to remain silent. . ."

"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."